My definitive explanation: As a young man, Monroe was always chasing tail. Since it’s a God trademark that He works in mysterious ways, as punishment for his continuous sexist-chauvinist-racist-pig remarks, the lime popsicle Monroe wore signified his warm hands/ cold heart. It’s a miracle that it doesn’t melt. Someday, when Monroe learns that women aren’t merely p-ssy cats for his selfish gratification, the pun-ishment will be lifted.
Charliegirl Premium Member 12 months ago
What did he do to deserve that? But more importantly, why do those women have tails???
blunebottle 12 months ago
You put de lime in de coconut ’en drink it all up.
getawaygoober 12 months ago
Another version of “She was so ugly they tied a pork chop to her neck so the dogs would play with her.”
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 12 months ago
Hard to score pussycats with that hanging around.
PraiseofFolly 12 months ago
My definitive explanation: As a young man, Monroe was always chasing tail. Since it’s a God trademark that He works in mysterious ways, as punishment for his continuous sexist-chauvinist-racist-pig remarks, the lime popsicle Monroe wore signified his warm hands/ cold heart. It’s a miracle that it doesn’t melt. Someday, when Monroe learns that women aren’t merely p-ssy cats for his selfish gratification, the pun-ishment will be lifted.
Get it? Got it? Good!
tremaine53 12 months ago
Breasts that defy gravity, and a cat-like tail. What more could a man want in a woman?
cdnalor 12 months ago
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a lime popsicle. Banana flavor was my favorite but they were hard to get.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
Check out the katty women? Looking to taste that Lime popsicle
ladykat 12 months ago
Why?
Alberta Oil Premium Member 12 months ago
The bit of his adult life where he was free.. was fun though, lots of good memories.