Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for August 01, 2023

“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!”

Ooh yum! Just look at all them mousies!

There ain’t enough kitty litter in all of Troy…

Never thought I would see a Trojan Cat. Awesome!

That is a large attack qat.

Beware of cats bearing gifts.

A sequence from the original “Fantasia” that got cut. They figured, “Aah, too many Mickeys.”

Think this will work? ☺️☺️☺️

Ah, the Trojan qat!

Trojan Qat is gonna eat dem mousies

I’m assuming it’s not intended to look like a gift. Timeo catti ferentes dona.

And where beith CAT?…

Once the Trojan Cat is brought inside the gates, they’re going to experience Mark Twain’s comment: “A man who Carrie’s a cat by the tail learns something he can learn no other way.”

“Meow”

No Thursday ?

Somewhere Homer is saying “D’oh!”