Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 25, 2021

Why don’t you get him a girlfriend.

He won’t complain. HAPPY BEST of DAYS, John.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!

it can be boring to get into a rut like that, but maybe he likes being bored…

Would you consider regifting?

Sure it can. It’s the gift that’s appropriate for all occasions. Happy Birthday John.

Sorry, Babe, but I’m leaving.

Bon Fete John , Now about that Lady……..

Unless it is the 1st of January, do both of you a favor and get him a new girlfriend.

Quality not quantity. Yeah- that’s my story and I’m sticking with it.

May you live as long as you wish, and love as long as you live.

Sheldon Cooper’s other sister?

Yep! Time for a Timex…..

Her nickname was Buttons, for some reason.

I’d LOVE sex for my birthday…‘cause I DAMN sure didn’t have any LAST year!!

Maybe this year it should be kinky sex!

Well this year, it could be sex with him.

Maybe this year you could ,like, actually move around and moan.

Hopefully life follows art for you today, John. Happy birthday!

Give him sex, he won’t mind at all, trust me!

I suspect he wouldn’t mind getting that gift again… and even more often…

Happy 39th Birthday Mr. Benny…..I mean Lustig…..and many more 39s in the future.

You animal!

John’s gonna get laid

“And it killed the dog so I’m not doing THAT again”…

I’m sorry to say that she is (a) totally ignorant about how a man’s mind (among other things) works and (b) completely devoid of imagination.

Do women get tired of flowers?

Her husband I’m guessing.

…..and every week end since!