Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 05, 2021

beaing in mind that no amount is enough.

I walked up to her and asked, “Will you sleep with me for a million dollars?”

She said, “Sure!”

I said, “OK, would you sleep with me for $20?”

She exclaimed, “NO! What kind of woman do you think I am??”

I replied, “We’ve already established that. Now we’re just discussing price…”

“If you marry for money, you’ll earn every penny.”

my wife didn’t marry me for money and she’s still wishing that i had some…

At least she is showing some good cents.

“Are you a gold digger?”

“No I’m a minor, I’m only 17.” (Ba doom tish)

Give him another cigarette and take out some life insurance on him.

Well if we include your money probably enough for another few rounds of drinks and a motel room.

Hmmm! Mi$$ Gold Digger @ your $ervice! There’$ alway$ one in the crowd!

Not much! Just my complete run of Tony Isabella comics.

Good question, because when he dies from LUNG CANCER, you’ll get it ALL!!

Good grief! No masks! Smoking! And is that a gun I see in his pocket, or is he just happy to see her?

She’s with the IRS!

Famous Barbary Walters quote: Marry once for money, and once for love. In that order.

It depends on how inventive you are regarding our sex life!

Have a blessed day my friends.

When did Lorelei Lee become a redhead?

What’s in that dish? There’s no utensils. And the little bucket?

Money: the greatest aphrodisiac of all.

LOL, reminds me of when I was first out of school and moved to the DC area for a job. At a restaurant’s bar, while nursing a beer and waiting for a table, a woman sidled up to me… after just a little small talk, she asked what my “GS level” was… I didn’t know what that meant, so she quickly left… later, my coworkers explained that she was trying to find out how much I made because the federal government uses a payscale structure called “GS levels”…

“Fourteen dollars in nickles, pennies and Comanche wampum”…

John, tell Felina that she did her best. As for the work today…..It’s time for the HARD negotiations! I am sure the negotiations will go forward. Good work!!

In my case, about a buck sixty seven.

A women can and should make her own money. I’m printing a batch tomorrow. :))

She don’t wants no money. It’s gold that she wants to digs.

Kudos for not retconning out the cigarette