Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 10, 2021

John, I think any possible response I might have to this would be wholly inadequate…

Did she mean to say, “Your poor thing?”

“I was in the pool!”

She just hasn’t seen me, yet.

“Is it any wonder that I prefer women?”

If she bends over, her waist will snap.

Has She led such a Shelter life ?

she appears to have shrinking expectations…

Every little thing she does is magic…

Well, I’ve seen your underwear too, and you got nothing to brag about!

Don’t worry honey, it’ll grow on you.

Unclear on the concept?

Interestingly, she’s left some gaps between her fingers…

I’m self-censoring numerous comments to this one.

“Hey, lady! My eyes are up HERE!”

“Hey, I’m proud of this!”

What? I just took a cold shower….

She’s overlooking the fact that the penis is the source of all comedy. That’s why there are a lot more of male comedians than female. The guy would much more appreciate if she made a joke rather than the dismay.

Of course, she could just be a fan of elephant documentaries. Now, those beasts are hung.

“Hold on. Give it a minute and it’ll do a trick you’re just going to love.”

They changed women on us!

It’s shrinkage! I was just swimming!

No… you mean YOU poor thing!

The sensuous minds of women!!

so odd, it’s like this new comic panel has the old comments.

and speaking of odd, what the heck is she doing with her right arm??that’s not how arms work, is t?

She points, laughs, and asks, “Who are you going to please with that?”

He says, “Me.”