Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 05, 2022

Little Me by Patrick Dennis [author of Auntie Mama] A Hollywood star with seven husbands and zero talent looks back on her life and loves. It ran on Broadway for a while, with Sid Ceasar playing all seven husbands.

Y’know, there’s an insipid TLC “reality” drama just itching to be made about you… “Forgetting Brother Husbands”. The hand-twisting, tear jerking experiences of a divorcee/widow struggling with what parts went with what # spouse. TLC, TOTAL LOSER CABLE. Proving that with the right construed slo-mo scenes and moronic “scripting”, you can get mouth drooling fools to watch anything.

She should have followed the advice of the widow next door.

But don’t worry. It’s not “The End of the World”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1GS6gu1FgY

“I was never that good at hitting a moving target. Darn, now I’ve lost the element of surprise!”

Wouldn’t it be easier to do like the song and just marry Henrys?

Get her a subscription to Field Notes Notebooks (Motto: “I’m not writing this down to remember later, I’m writing this down to remember now.”)

This might explain both sides of how MTG could well have been be one of Herschel Walker’s old flings

Only her divorce attorney knows.

Love em and leave em.. dead. It’s a lonely life for a black widow.

The only name she can always remember is the eighth.

You have to wonder who would marry somebody with that sort of track record. Someone with an equally prolific track record?

HO‼️HO‼️HO‼️

I miss my pale blue couch but ultimately it was just easier to dye it red than to try to keep scrubbing blood out of it every couple a months. There’s just something about sad, lonely men blood that’s thrilling to spill but tough to clean up!

The name’s not important. I’m sure he had other qualities you’d rather think about.

She sounds like Al, on Quantum Leap. He could never keep his ex wives straight. I don’t mean that as “not gay”, just in order.

I thought you married according to the alphabet. Albert, Ben, Charlie……

It’s really unfair that women can only have one husband at a time. She wouldn’t have to go through this trauma if she could only have kept all of them.

Experience is what you have left when you have forgotten the name.

Didn’t she remarry #3 after divorcing #4?

Liz Taylor..the Middle age years

John, in all my married life, I’ve had my hands full with ONE- Wife Joan! (FYI, the Quran says that a man can have up to 4 wives at a time; but the Prophet then said that a wise man can handle 1 wife.

Old What’s-his-name was the love of my life.

3rd? 5th? I know he was one of the odd ones!

A life filled with happiness and sorrow and happiness and sorrow and happiness and……

I’m on my 4th marriage….I can relate. I’ll be 61 in a couple of weeks and my memories are starting to mix together. I have to stop and think about who was who when and where….what was I saying?