Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 12, 2023

Good looking outfit.

But she has a hard time crashing through glass ceilings with a single bound. Her secret identity is as a mild-mannered receptionist at a failing metropolitan newspaper.

The kids, don’t forget the kids!

Somehow, I don’t think the Pope would sponsor your beatification…

And she’s got gams!

I have something you can beat. ;-)

Don’t that beat all!?!

“But first I’m going to beat the doofus that designed this costume. What were they thinking??”

She’s so popular she’ll be beating off men with both hands. XD. (As said in an episode of Family Guy)

My mom always beat rugs. Does anyone do that anymore? Maybe that’s what is missing from our lives.

And after that my mans meat.

And then I’m going to beat my husband because he didn’t beat the rugs while I was out beating evil and world hunger. Lazy bum.

When do we get to beating the kids? Asking for a friend, of course..LOL

Who beats rugs anymore?

She brings home the bacon, and fries it up in a pan too!

So that’s why “Hitachi wands” came up on your Amazon purchases!

…and then I’ll beat the neighbors at pinochle.

Interesting costume. Especially what looks like an asymmetric decolletage.

Judging from the position of her right hand and her breasts, it appears that she didn’t make it through the Transporter all together right. (Scotty was probably fooling with it to try to make her clothes materialize in a pile on the floor.)

Michael Jackson approves “Beat it”

Does she also beat the rug rats?

my mom, i miss her

Save the husband for last, when it’s dark!

Having accomplished all that, go home to Super-Dad — he’ll appreciate the costume!

At a Halloween party, when our son was a few months old, we dressed him as Superbaby. My wife donned cape and leotard and went as Supermom. The costume wasn’t quite as enticing as this one, but she still looked pretty good.

I thought the source was the Phantom Lady, so you got me.