Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 10, 2025

Hmmm, some long fingers there… She definitely looks better with that hair color!

That’s why we have calendars on our computers, so we don’t forget

That’s okay, we can double up later.

Her biological clock is ticking

I think I’ve seen her on the greeting cards that say “I can’t believe I forgot to have children!”

Problems everyone should have…

Thumbs up

I’d say she was having a senior moment but she doesn’t look that old.

She Ain’t Got Rhythm.

What! We lose an hour this weekend and now we realize we forgot to have sex?

Oh well, we’ll make up for it in the fall when we get that hour back…

I’m not saying we’re not having sex during that time, of course.

she needs a reminder call…

She needs a pop-up reminder.

She’s just not hungry for it. No bone Appetit.

Oh, was that suppose to be this month?

One pf the problems with converting to DST

I didn’t forget. I hurt my hand slicing vegetables.

In my single days I dated a couple girls with this same memory problem.

Well, we’re here to remind you.

“That’s almost a full year now”

“Maybe eating more leafy greens will improve my memory”

Have you drinking again, Lois?

“At this rate, I won’t have enough income to make the rent payment.”

Don’t be so hard on yourself. Everyone is a little forgetful the first Monday after losing an hour of sleep.

“Those Amazon reviews are right! Toys nowadays are so good that men are OBSOLETE!”