Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 12, 2025

Her: “And I want someone just like you. Only human.”

“If I’m too much for you, go find less.”

Then give her some money.

I take thee, to be my wife, in sickness and health. For richer and even richer still…

In addition to her money, he wants the right to trade her in for a younger model whenever he wishes.

See Liz Taylor again later on the rebound after she’s the widow of Mike Todd.

Travis Kelce will only get $17 mil from the Chiefs in what may be the last year of his career but, fortunately, his girl is doing pretty well.

That´s what she said yesterday.

2nd time

2nd time

Her: Maybe I won’t tell him about the lottery ticket.

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we all do…

“Can you help me look for someone?”

…and looser. And with long-term memory loss. And who doesn’t make fun of my yellow Ascot.

Awwww what a sweet thang!

A woman once told me basically the same thing.

Smack that doofus!!

My wealth is healthy, but stealthy.

“I want someone like you……but with red hair and green eyes!”

A miss with a few extra dollars is never amiss.

“And who can afford better plastic surgeons than you have.”

My brother’s first wife divorced him, mostly because he wasn’t able to support her in the style to which she wished to become accustomed.