Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 21, 2018

Only a podiatrist would eat those!

I’ll have the lady fingers instead!

Just close your eyes and chew.

“You want a toe? I can get you a toe… with nail polish.”

Dang Corns! Just cut off your Toes to spite your Foot!

Fried bunions.

Free-toes in every bag of cornchips.

A bunch of callused comments.

It’s where corn oil comes from.

Tatullis sure knows how to bring disgusting! (But clever!)

I bet he got these from Leopold (Scary Gary’s henchman).

ewwwww…I never liked candy corn. I like it less now. :)

Yuck, candy only Hannibal the cannibal could like!

GAWD that’s just too…too…toe.

sprinkle with tumor-ic

This must be what people who say they don’t like candy corn have been eating.

Seems like it would be right up Lio’s alley!

Don’t ask for a bag of popped-corns.

I think I’d rather eat these than a hot dog.

“Ooh, candy corn.”“Spewwww!”“Hey, they’re better than the corns on my feet.”“Spew and a half!”—Slappy and Skippy Squirrel, respectively

A lesson in (un)truth in advertising? I’d not call these “candy” unless they’ve been coated with a slurry of sugar….

Spying Candy Corn: The Beginning of the End of your Halloween Stash!!