Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 26, 2019

That’s one way to do it

methinks that will be perfect for her… dog as a chew toy!

“Why does it weigh 50 pounds?”

Trojan teddy!

Wait until she invokes a voodoo curse to assign it to Lio and starts sticking pins in it.

that desperate, Lio?

She has a new target.

She won’t recognize him without the hair sticking up through the bear.

I’d call that a bargain, the best she ever had…

Maybe i should try this.

Except, i think i’ll be a bunny.

This can not end well.

It’s not like Eva to go for teddy bears. Hopefully, it’s not for target practice.

There’s something Eva will like!

This gag has been used before, and Lio ended up in bed with Eva. Does anyone remember but me? It may have been censored.

What happens when he has to go to the bathroom?

Well, that is what I intend to do when I die – I hope to be cremated and put in a teddy bear – depends on how many ashes there are.

25 cents?! C’mon Lio don’t sell yourself short!

Okay, Lio, you deserve THIS punch when she tries to pick you up….

Smooth! You don’t even need a pick-up line!

How much research did Lio do into how she treats her stuffed animals before cooking up this scheme?

Who doesn’t love a teddy bear? —Especially when it’s only 25 cents?!

But this, I feel, is going to end badly for Lio. That seems to be his karma with Eva Rose….

It makes me think of “The Gift”, from The Velvet Underground’s album White Light White Heat.

This looks like Lio has become a creepy furry.