Our hero should have had a strong cup of coffee before heading home. And also give a generous tip to the Uber/Lyft driver.
What is this—a American “Andy Capp”??
It would be the American Andy Capp if the Lockhorn house was next door from the Eire canal.
He talks in the third person and tries to avoid a beating! THAT’S what our hero does!
The story has a science-fiction twist: Leroy having been abducted by Aliens with imprecise control of the space-time continuum!
Loretta. Just have Leroy save his breath. His bed is already set up on the couch, just point him to it.
“Our protagonist fails the mission once again”
What’s happened to Loretta’s “bottom half”, if I can be so delicate.
He might make up some long-winded story that will anger his nemesis even more.
Will our hero tell a convincing lie and keep himself from feeling Loretta’s wrath? Tune in next week. Same time. Same channel.
Apparently out hero had an out of body experience, if he’s talking in the 3rd person.
RUN!
it’s always important to have a good story…
Leroy you could have called
Leroy realized he was going to be late, so he decided it wouldn’t do much more harm to stop off at Arthur’s Bar for awhile.
Jeff0811 5 months ago
Our hero should have had a strong cup of coffee before heading home. And also give a generous tip to the Uber/Lyft driver.
snsurone76 5 months ago
What is this—a American “Andy Capp”??
StephenHoyt 5 months ago
It would be the American Andy Capp if the Lockhorn house was next door from the Eire canal.
markkahler52 5 months ago
He talks in the third person and tries to avoid a beating! THAT’S what our hero does!
PraiseofFolly 5 months ago
The story has a science-fiction twist: Leroy having been abducted by Aliens with imprecise control of the space-time continuum!
WilliamVollmer 5 months ago
Loretta. Just have Leroy save his breath. His bed is already set up on the couch, just point him to it.
ILoveHistory 5 months ago
“Our protagonist fails the mission once again”
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 5 months ago
What’s happened to Loretta’s “bottom half”, if I can be so delicate.
anomaly 5 months ago
He might make up some long-winded story that will anger his nemesis even more.
Strawberry King 5 months ago
Will our hero tell a convincing lie and keep himself from feeling Loretta’s wrath? Tune in next week. Same time. Same channel.
cuzinron47 5 months ago
Apparently out hero had an out of body experience, if he’s talking in the 3rd person.
sincavage05 5 months ago
RUN!
gopher gofer 5 months ago
it’s always important to have a good story…
anncorr339 5 months ago
Leroy you could have called
Chris Sherlock 5 months ago
Leroy realized he was going to be late, so he decided it wouldn’t do much more harm to stop off at Arthur’s Bar for awhile.