The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 12, 2024

s’ok – so has Loretta’s weight

Sounds like our medical premium.

One pound minimum charge.

You don’t want to know how much a pound of cure would cost!

If it’s worth 3 pounds of cure then fine.

That is not true. An ounce of prevention still costs the same, the pound of cure has tripled, and must be approved by your health insurance nazi first.

Any kind of insurance is a necessary evil, you have a house you need insurance, you have a car you need insurance, you’re alive you need insurance.

Must be a third world sh!thole country without single payer/national health.

Too bad you can’t afford insurance.

Malpratice inusrance isn’t cheap, you know.

What else is nee

I just spent and hour and a half waiting for him in your waiting room, beyond my appt time? GIve me a moment let me write you a bill for my time and pain. I expect full payment in 3 days, I don’t take checks or credit cards, cash on the table. Or I turn it over to my collection agency, Big Louie Backbreakers.