The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 28, 2024

The closest she will ever get to being smoking hot

Wow!!! A …… “two-fer! ! !”

;-)

Be careful what you say, Leroy. That woman in front just may be a spy hired to report all your conversation to your wife.

This time, Loretta had an excuse: you’re supposed to test your smoke alarms when you change the clocks in fall and spring.

“She was testing a ‘chili con carnage’ recipe.”

Sprinkler system in a house? Never seen one.

so bad, it set off the lawn sprinklers

What is the setting for this scene? The layout of these seats is very unusual. The only thing I can think of is that they’re waiting at the gate in an airport terminal? But this would be a strange conversation to have there.

Two Alarm Chili?

I love pan seared rib eye but it does make a lot of smoke. Keep the windows wide open, doors too if you have screens.

Well you know the smoke alarm works.

Loretta’s cooking is quite alarming.

Roast?