The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for March 02, 2025

He just built a lean-to.

my favorite is the one on the lower right

Upper left, you’re to tap the ball Leroy, not a full stroke. Lower right, the instructions were for how to build a leaning tower of Pesa.

I haven’t ordered from Amazon in a long time. Hope they didn’t drop my account.

Panel 4: “Jeff Bezos gets nervous when you don’t call.”

Panel 2: “Leroy is a Silver-tongued devil, but he never bought into Gold, because he can’t ever stay Silent.” (Or is that, ‘Sliver-tongued’?)

I had an Aunt who never stopped talking. She took a breath mid-sentence so when she ended a sentence she could transition seamlessly into the next so you never got a word in edgewise.

The instructions are in Swedish and only include poorly diagrammed instructions and missing parts.

I’ve noticed the people who complain the most about small, local business going away are the ones ordering from Amazon the most. Support your local businesses before Amazon and Walmart are the only places left.

Love the Lockhorns also Loretta if you could do a better job with bookcase you should do it

Lower left, true, very true. Social media makes that problem worse.

Lower left: That explains a lot!

Didn’t your mother give us that lamp? :)

Top right: It might be time to go to AA, Amazon Anonymous.

You ought know Loretta. Loretta not ordering today from Amazon causes panic.

The first is the best one! Hilarious!

That last one is clever.

This is an especially good group today! The theater panel on the middle really hit home for me.

My wife says that about Temu.