The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, because it is surely not the book that tells you cheeseburgers (mixing of meat and milk in the same meal) or shrimp cocktail or bacon should not be eaten, that book is full of lies and cow manure.
I recall the lead story on TheOnion when Obama won in 2008. Headline said something like: “Black Man Given Worst Job in the World.” I couldn’t stop laughing.
rshive over 4 years ago
Take another guess.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 4 years ago
He’s probably talking about Encores!: A Lola collection.
Sanspareil over 4 years ago
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy!
Olddog1 over 4 years ago
“Junior woodchuck’s handbook.” Showing my advanced age
Ontman over 4 years ago
She has a point.
BearsDown Premium Member over 4 years ago
Farmer’s Almanac?
rhpii over 4 years ago
She’s waiting for the Readers Digest version or better yet Cliff’s Notes.
FassEddie over 4 years ago
The Kama Sutra?
ms-ss over 4 years ago
“The Last Whole Earth Catalog.”
gammaguy over 4 years ago
I thought teachers could fail (or pass) you, but not publications.
sandflea over 4 years ago
Trump’s photo op prop.
Ginny Premium Member over 4 years ago
San Diego Onion?
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
Works for me!
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, because it is surely not the book that tells you cheeseburgers (mixing of meat and milk in the same meal) or shrimp cocktail or bacon should not be eaten, that book is full of lies and cow manure.
Michael McKown Premium Member over 4 years ago
I recall the lead story on TheOnion when Obama won in 2008. Headline said something like: “Black Man Given Worst Job in the World.” I couldn’t stop laughing.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
boy scout handbook…
randolini Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sorry Pastor John, I read that book cover. I trust the Onion more.