Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for June 02, 2015

Major Bloodnock.

Nothing like a nice jam tart

Good one-cheek sneak fail.

clorox, for when it’s more than a fart.

Now you know why they call him Mr. Whistlebritches.

That was Sam Andrea’s fault.

I swear my partner has hit 7.0, on multiple occasions and complete with aftershocks. The worst is when he gets “Potato Salad Arse’”

Looked more like a 6.7 on the Rectum Scale.