Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 14, 2020

Be careful it doesn’t get up and walk away on you !

Now that’ll put you off your ice cream.

Having nightmares Dan?

I still say, despite the evidence, that ice cream goes with everything.

I feel cheated. There’s only one. I expected a bowl full of octopi. Then, of course, the ice cream on top.

Is that what oatmeal??

I scream, you scream, we all scream at that ice cream.

This does not look good on paper.

Freshly-baked octopie, huh? Did it get that way by drinking or smoking weed?

Those are intelligent beings you are eating.

I’ll pass

There is only one, that’s octopus a la mode.

I’ve never had a bowl of octopi alamode that wasn’t kind of rubbery.

If this is dessert, I’m glad I passed on the scungilli and calamari with black pasta for dinner.