Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for February 24, 2024

Did he find himself in the paper?

“I hope they spelt it right?”

“Some of my best work.”

“Check the second column, Walter.”

You ever get a cold chill down your back?

Are you going to Sammara tonight?

That’s a pretty big obituary section, Mr. Zygowski. How large is the comics section?

I prefer the other bits.

My grandmother used to call the Obits: “The Irish Sports Page”.

Reading over his shoulder was OK, but the laughter was a bit disturbing.

Obviously a shared interest.

Whew! I’m not in the obits today! ☺️☺️☺️

I’m not planning on having an obit.

“The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interrèd with their bones”

_____Marc Anthony in “Julius Caesar”

“…If I’m not there, I know I’m not dead,

So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed."

—arranged and sung by Pete Seeger (R.I.P.)

Ha! Have you heard about Obitcoin? It’s the cryptocurrency you can take with you.

He’s obit on the heavy side.

He cannot be reading the page that is facing us. If he is living somewhere with more than a page of obituaries, it’s too late to move.

Love the foot.

Always looking over my shoulder…..beware of the Ides of March….coming soon!

I suppose you don’t know you are dead until you read it in the papers!

Uh-oh

“Could I borrow the sports page?”

I always check in case my notice is there!!!