Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for March 07, 2025

Udderly. I’m ready for my close-up.

Sad to say, I’m remembering two cow cartoons on YouTube: I’m a Cow, and Cows With Guns. They are funny, but a touch disturbed. They’re more disturbed than Green Jelly’s Three Little Pigs.

All six of ’em?

She’s sort of half and half on the idea.

Will do it for a lot of green….grass.

Can make-up get me some BagBalm for the shot?

There should only be 4 teats.

The 2 at the back are for chocolate milk.

“Sure, as long as it’s in good taste… you know, maybe chocolate milk. … But nothing cheesy!”

Circus movie…..freak show??

She doesn’t really have a choice in the matter, she’s a cow.

“No. But if you can get me on the cover of the Rolling Stone…”

Milk it while you’re young and beautiful!

That’s udder nonsense!

Later, she would milk her appearance in the movie for all it’s worth!

So, would she be featured in the porno-parody of the movie, “Milk”?

“Well, I do have six of them, so I suppose I could spare a few.”