Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 11, 2010

You’re not looking hard enough.

A vegetarian diabetic is ever more difficult to find.

Vegetarian by day, Humanitarian by night.

The doofuses in the pot don’t seem to mind being dinner. They must be so miserable as vegetarians that they’re happy to go.

I’m a happy member of P.E.T.A!

People Eating Tasty Animals

Fish Stix - Concur! Men with ponytails look about as good as girls with mustaches.

………..and there’s not near enough meat on ‘em!

They should open a comedy club and contact Carrot Top.

I just know that if I ever find myself wandering in cannibal country, I’m going to put on my clown makeup so the cannibals won’t eat me because clowns taste funny to them.

I think they save the diabetics for dessert.

“See, dear? Anyone who has a jacuzzi can’t be entirely uncivilized.”

Vegetarians hard to find? Move to San Francisco.

(“Look at me! I don’t eat meat! I’m morally superior to you!”)

Don’t boil that man! He’s a friar!