Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 07, 2019

frightened, I came in for a root canal…..

The glove is to keep warm the finger with which you already know what he is going to do.

That’s why I chose a female urologist. Smaller fingers.

you’re going to feel some pressure . . .

“Nurse, bring me the large digital probe…”

My wife worked for a Proctologist for years…..two or three days a week she was the designated “cheek holder”. She actually loved her job.

I think I’d give that doctor the finger…

“You are going to take that off, right?”

Ummm Doc, should I be able to feel you tickling my tummy from there?

Hope he’s not allergic to styrofoam…

We are filming this for training the students. Hope you don’t mind – the video may go viral.

Could be worse. Could be the number one urologist performing a cystoscopy.

“OK! IT’S TIME FOR THE GLOVES TO COME OFF!!”

“NOOOOOOO!!”

“Look, no hands”.

Ouch!