Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 25, 2021

Jack’s not so quick anymore ;-)

Jack not feeling up to snuff.

Jack couldn’t get over the candlestick.

“A million-to-one shot, Doc, million-to-one.”

looks like jack b nimble, jack be thick…

She wouldn’t believe him.

Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Jack’s getting a Minnesota hot foot.

I used to tell my kids, “He didn’t jump far, he didn’t jump high, he burned his patootie and now he’ll cry.”

Jack kicked over the candlestick.

Fire in the hole!

Gasp! Must have been a tall candle…

Great balls of fire!

Jill quickly rushed up the hill to fetch a pail of water.

Jack liked to try and put the candle out by breaking wind.

Updated Rolling Stones. Stumblin Jack Flash.

The nether version of heartburn.

Either he didn’t clear that last candle or he is lying about something…