Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 09, 2022

One of my bosses had a guest chair in his office that made a prolonged ‘swoosh’ sound when sat upon. He loved to use it for interviewing new employees.

Tartan ‘n’ fartin’

Just the thing for the person that has everything. A $1200 whoopie cushion.

Watch out for the one who sees it, then tries to aim where he sits. ‘Oooooh yeah!! Right on the mouthpiece!!’

Whoopee! You have the makings of a first class piper.

They need to tune those pipes. They’re a bit flat-utlent

Looks like a marriage sure to produce discord of the most frightening sort.

How can you tell which is which?

Does it play ‘Amazing Grace’ when you sit on it or ‘Loch Lomond’?

Taking fanny beeps to the next level.

Nice reply Ratkin!

Merger? Sounds more like a hostile takeover to me.

All fun & games until some one gets a drone up their butt

Now you know why pipers are always walking… to leave the smell and sound behind them!

The pipes, the pipes are calling.

“Sounds like a dolphin f—ing Miley Cyrus.” —Jeff Ross

T’ain’t no way to treat da pipes, laddie!