Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 05, 2022

Good artwork. You can pinpoint the exact good/bad-ness for each cop.

Inclusivity, it’s all the rage.

You missed the cop out!

I wanna see Bad cop beat up Good cop!.

And they’ve all had Insensitivity Training.

Okay. I think I sorta get it, sorta. It sorta reminds me of a pun, sorta:

A pun sorta has to be bad to be good, or sorta bad to be sorta good.

(If it’s neutral, then it’s sorta like, “Who cares?”)

Dave, you are so talented! I love all the details! And one cop is holding a gift. Lol!

The Likert squad

It’s a cornucopia of cops!

There are also the good cop who turns out to be bad, and the bad one who turns out to be good, in a twist ending.

…and thanks for taking our survey!

Also known as “Great cop, good cop, average cop, bad cop, terrible cop”.

When your police department is run by a dungeon master.

Or send in the political trolls: bad cop, bad cop, bad cop, bad cop, and bad cop.

Why aren’t there any women?

And they won’t leave until he cops a plea.

This should be a skit!

Why are they in sort order? They should be randomized to maximize effectiveness.

Where’s apathetic cop?

Borrow from D&D and stick a chaotic neutral cop in there.

options are becoming to many to be helpful