Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 21, 2022

The woman on TV is a newscaster and Janice is dyslexic. It’s topical allusion.

Some explorers thought they had discovered a new island in that chain off the western tip of Alaska. When they got closer, though, they found that it was just an optical Aleutian.

She’s just suffering from an optical delusion.

A guy had difficulty seeing straight. His eyes were always crossed.

His eyes plotted against him. It was a case of of an optical collusion.

I think it was her breast enhancement.

Eye see.

Didn’t that one lady look like an owl?

I see what you did there, I think.