Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 25, 2022

Stanley P Franklin, age 50, better known as SPF 50.

I guess Stan being a lifeguard just wouldn’t sound right. When it comes to comedy though, a lot of laughs can be mined from these “fish out of water” type tales.

You’re welcome. Now remember: No running or splashing and be sure to shower both before you enter and after you leave the office pool.

“No problem, it’s what I’m here for. Just remember, don’t get in over your head”.

The Tide corporation.

“And only 45-60 calories!”

Wonder if the company also offers a typing pool as a benefit?

A lonely job but he must be ever vigilant.

Who’ll save Stan’s life when he leans back too far?

Why would he thank a piece of candy!?

What flavor Lifesaver is Stan? I always liked the red ones.

You with the sneakers on! Out of the steno pool!