Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 17, 2023

If you need the spatula that first aid kit won’t be needed.

We all know what the last thing to go through the victims mind was.

He hasn’t the guts to do that again.

There’s only two kind of bugs in the world. The tall ones and the flat ones.

Get the bug zapper too, in case you need to defibrillate it.

For most insect windshield events, a Splat-ula would be more useful for collecting the remains.

“Never mind, Larry. Just buzz off.”

This almost NEVER ends well…

Theme song. Flight of the Bumble Bee? Playing over quick-cut video and titles. But first a few words from out sponsors.

I think they should call “Swat”!

After driving through South Carolina, I had enough on my windshield to provide a candidate for PhD in entomology with an entire thesis.

Some days the windshield, some days the bug.

Years ago (I won’t say how many, cause I can’t remember) when driving at night, there would be what seemed like hundreds of bugs splattered on the front of the car on the grill. Now – not so many.

Stat!

When will people learn to strain the bugs through their teeth?

Spider: “Over Easy Please”

Seems like some insects are getting spread a little thin in that area.

Methinks you need to call the coroner…

This guy’s the pest in the business!!

These swattings are getting out of hand.

Insect populations are so far down that in most areas, window strikes are a thing of the past.

Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug

So another victim got into a scrape.