Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 14, 2023

No but the constant ear-grating squeakiness will drive you utterly insane.

If your house catches on fire. It will be burnt to the ground before the fire department can get there.

And you don’t have to insulate it.

It would start flaking off, eventually!!

Never read Three Little Pigs, huh ?

In Lelystad, the Netherlands, there are eight floating houses. Not to mention all the houseboats in Holland. They are prepared.

Instead, you need to subscribe to a towboat service.

Styrofoam forever! (Ugh, unfortunately).

Really? Your entire house could easily just float away.

Hey, @DaveBlazek: expect a letter from a lawyer. You didn’t include a “‘Styrofoam’ is a registered trademark of Dow Chemical Company” disclaimer.https://tmsearch.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4809:enaml0.2.29

“I’ll float that by my insurance company and see what they say.”

maybe a house built from s’mores?

It’s really not to bad, but the only problem is changing our address every time it rains heavily.

That theory just doesn’t float with me.

Your house just floats away.

Is that right? Just floating a great idea past you.

But glasses instead of Styrofoam cups?

And you can easily relocate just by floating your house to a new location.

the squeaking would drive me crazy

What about your antique rug?

Plus all the Styrofoam® peanuts you can eat!

We can keep America Afloat!!

But in a fire everyone dies instantly.

But we can’t cook.

Because they live in California they have to put a cancer warning on the front door.

Pure genius but I wouldn’t leave that lamp on overnight…

But that fire insurance will break you…

Maybe. But you will need a lot of extra cyclone/hurricane insurance.