Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 03, 2023

Was his name Wile E. Coyote?

I might need to be a bit wider.

Either that or a flat-earther.

He would have gotten a better price break at the crematory.

The headstone messages are so touching.

The hole still needs to be deep enough to accommodate the coffin.

A ‘plot’ to get out of work.

He’s more of an area rug now.

I guess the burial cost was a flat rate.

The deceased was of Flatten-American descent.

Flat out funny.

They need to roll out his brother, the red carpet.

Only in the Midwest…

Is his name Nick Charles?

So he was buried six inches under?

Here lies…