Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 21, 2024

So, it follows that the test for a borrower is IOU?

This Doctor is a quack. With a quack-quack hereAnd a quack-quack thereHere a quack, there a quackEverywhere a quack-quack

GEICO ad.

Not in the UK!

There was a Jack Lemmon movie (“The War Between the Men and the Women”, I think), where he’s losing his eyesight but doesn’t want to admit it. He buys an optometrist’s eye chart and memorizes it. But his optometrist is on to his tricks, and gets a different eye chart.

It should read E I E I O, though…

Planter Fasci-eye-test.

“Mr. MacDonald, your farm’s been taken over by artificial intelligence.”

“A.I.? A.I.? Oh.”

Of course he needs an eye exam. He’s not young McDonald.

Oh.

I can see the need for an eye exam, with the complex computer driven harvesters they use nowadays

I always thought he said that because he was confused.

Old McDonald opened an apiary to make honey. Old McDonald had a bee – E I E I Ow! With a buzz buzz here and a buzz buzz there…….(etc.)

i know that song!

… and then the Dutton’s bought the land next to him…

at an appointment recently, holding a card for my close up reading vision, she said read the lowest line I could see. I jokingly said “printed in china”. After a chuckle, I turned the card over, and sure enough…!!!