Luann Againn by Greg Evans for December 03, 2024

“Gravity??”

Brad’s talking about skiing not skydiving, Smiley.

Although, when things go wrong, the results can be almost as catastrophic. ;-)

I’ve been skiing once in my life. It was cross-country skiing, and it wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be.

If Diane is a good skier she’ll probably want to go straight to the black diamond slopes. Brad’s going to find out what it is like to do 0 to 60 on his butt, back, side, knees, etc.

It’s time to try defining gravity

I think I’ll try defying gravity

and you can’t pull me down.

The hardest thing about skiing or skating is the ground when you come right down to it.

The one time I ventured beyond the “bunny” hill, a ski patrol guy had to ski me down. This was high school.

When I was sixteen I went on a skiing trip. It was a lot of fun despite the fact that I made some mistakes.

I once took a really, hot-looking Filipina to dinner at a Chinese restaurant. She didn’t know how to use chopsticks so I had to guide her by putting my arm around her to show her how. 45 years later, she still doesn’t know how to use them. The point is that you can get a bit closer to someone when they need help to do something that they don’t know how to do.

Brad, the best you can hope for is to let gravity help you land on your behind.

I’ve often wondered why Brad put up with TJ. The man was an endless source of bad advice and criminal activity.