Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for June 22, 2012
June 21, 2012
June 23, 2012
Transcript:
Tiffany: "Thanks for lotioning me, Q-"
Tiffany: "LUANN! IT WAS YOU?!"
Quill: "Don't be mad"
Tiffany: "I'm not. Ha. Ha. Ha."
Quill: "You're a good sport, Tiff"
Luann: "Let's find out. Do me, Quill"
Sorry, pervertish guys – Tiff was not thrilled that Luann applied lotion on her back. Now, Quill, go apply the lotion on Luann and make Tiffany madder. Don’t be a chickensh** and decline otherwise I will be mad as he** for being denied the satisfaction of seeing Tiffany beyond pissed.
The “do me, Quill” remark may have been deliberate on Greg’s part, but was certainly inadvertent on Luann’s part. Meanwhile, Tiff wouldn’t be caught dead lathering up Luann, so her own ego keeps her from getting even. I also don’t think Tiff feels “defeated and diminished”- not her style. In fact I don’t really think she cares much for Quill, except to deflect his attentions so that he notices her more than Luann. She’s too selfish and into herself to have real feelings for anyone else. She’ll just move on to the next tactic.
Meanwhile, I’d like to get back to TJ/Ann Eiffel or Brad/Toni. That’s where the ‘real’ action is.
Well, and the only reason that Tiffany swallowed her anger and dealt with it is because Quill told her not to be mad and she’s trying to impress him. If Luann told her not to be mad, that wouldn’t have made a difference.
Luann has a mean streak. I’m ashamed of myself for laughing. Terribly, terribly, ashamed. Oops, there I go again. It’s okay though since I’m terribly, terribly, terribly, terribly, ashamed.
Tiff was waay out of line to barge in on them like that. It was pure mean inconsiderate selfishness and she needs to learn a lesson. There would be no better way for her to learn it once and for all, even with her pea brain, than for Quill to now do Luann. Also a perfect opportunity for Quill to show his fondness and preference for Luann, and to prove that has, um.. got her back covered!
Foxy boxing? Tiff and Luann have had at least 4 fights over the years. Luann has a win. Tiff has a win. two fights were draws. this would be the rubber match.
I know I’m totally being an armchair quarterback, but Evans could have avoided the inevitable negative reactions to this arc by the simple expedient of it being Gunther come on the scene and being enlisted to do the lotion-rubbing.
Except they’re miking the Price Is Right models these days; so we’d have to listen to her from time to time. I just wish they’d dump Gwendolyn and make up with Brandi; but that’s a serious digression from this thread.
Namrepus about 12 years ago
Catfight! Catfight!
ZacBSM about 12 years ago
Sorry, pervertish guys – Tiff was not thrilled that Luann applied lotion on her back. Now, Quill, go apply the lotion on Luann and make Tiffany madder. Don’t be a chickensh** and decline otherwise I will be mad as he** for being denied the satisfaction of seeing Tiffany beyond pissed.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 12 years ago
Zing!
rusty gate about 12 years ago
Hope Miss Blips is the summer lifeguard. They may need her to separate them. I don’t think Quill would mind watching a bit of a fight.
ComicLaff about 12 years ago
Heh-heh, Tiffany really doesn’t look happy in panel three.
barbarasbrute about 12 years ago
I think Tiff is more humiliated or embarrassed then she is pissed.
JimT8 about 12 years ago
Such a scowl on Tiff!
Chuck373 about 12 years ago
Will Quill now do Luann, or will Tiff do Luann to keep Quill’s hands off her?
chicogrande about 12 years ago
Thanks Greg for the sauciest (relative to whom is reading it.) cartoon comic strip sequence ever published.
seyleigh about 12 years ago
“Do me Quill,” just sounds so wrong in a family comic strip, LOL.
DockoftheBay about 12 years ago
Someone wants to put their head in the sand or crawl into a hole and die.
YankeeFan56 about 12 years ago
The “do me, Quill” remark may have been deliberate on Greg’s part, but was certainly inadvertent on Luann’s part. Meanwhile, Tiff wouldn’t be caught dead lathering up Luann, so her own ego keeps her from getting even. I also don’t think Tiff feels “defeated and diminished”- not her style. In fact I don’t really think she cares much for Quill, except to deflect his attentions so that he notices her more than Luann. She’s too selfish and into herself to have real feelings for anyone else. She’ll just move on to the next tactic.
Meanwhile, I’d like to get back to TJ/Ann Eiffel or Brad/Toni. That’s where the ‘real’ action is.
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Luann in the last panel may be over-extending her little triumph over Tiffany. I’m guessing Quill will not “do” her with the lotion.
imbaldeagle about 12 years ago
Can you say Double-Entendre, Luann? I thought you could!
MDeB about 12 years ago
What about Luann’s self esteem re Tiff trying to get Quill when he is with Luann?
flyertom about 12 years ago
MWAHAHAHA! The thought plickens.
Chas60 about 12 years ago
You see she isn’t, that dumb!
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
A++++. That is the most a Luann strip has ever made me laugh.
Mordock999 about 12 years ago
Aw Don’t feel BAD, Tiff.
There’s absolutely NOTHING going on between these two…,
Ottodesu about 12 years ago
Onya, Sport.
jebjayman about 12 years ago
What if Quill hands the lotion to Tiff and have her “do” Luann, then says “Turn around is fair play”?
chicken 33 about 12 years ago
Yeah Quill “Roger” that.
junemmoffatt about 12 years ago
This has to be the first time ever that Tiffany has been told she’s a good sport. I doubt she even knows what that means.
lightenup Premium Member about 12 years ago
Well, and the only reason that Tiffany swallowed her anger and dealt with it is because Quill told her not to be mad and she’s trying to impress him. If Luann told her not to be mad, that wouldn’t have made a difference.
Airman about 12 years ago
As far as artwork goes, Tiffany wins the day.
brick10 about 12 years ago
Tiffany would never be satisfied with any boyfriend. She’d always be wondering what is wrong with him.
The Life I Draw Upon about 12 years ago
Rub it in. LOL
Doctor11 about 12 years ago
Ow! There’s goes my eardrums.
wtec708 about 12 years ago
I think Quill was getting a chubbie watching Luann rub Tiffany. Now Luann asks him to do her.
blackdawne about 12 years ago
so no pillow fight?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 12 years ago
Luann has a mean streak. I’m ashamed of myself for laughing. Terribly, terribly, ashamed. Oops, there I go again. It’s okay though since I’m terribly, terribly, terribly, terribly, ashamed.
JimT8 about 12 years ago
You forget that the only witness would report otherwise and she could then be charged with a crime. But maybe you should write your own cartoon.
legionbuck43 about 12 years ago
" Do me , Quill " …yep, let’s just see how well Tiff likes watching THAT…and we ain’t yakking about lotion here…LOL !
Comic Minister Premium Member about 12 years ago
Now she knows!
Dragongourd Premium Member about 12 years ago
Tiff will insist on “returning the favor” and doing Luann.
coldsooner about 12 years ago
How long has Luann been wanting to say that?
marsh_1 about 12 years ago
how come Quill doesn’t have any eye balls
treered about 12 years ago
LOL!
Squoop about 12 years ago
Tiff was waay out of line to barge in on them like that. It was pure mean inconsiderate selfishness and she needs to learn a lesson. There would be no better way for her to learn it once and for all, even with her pea brain, than for Quill to now do Luann. Also a perfect opportunity for Quill to show his fondness and preference for Luann, and to prove that has, um.. got her back covered!
kenhense about 12 years ago
Uh-Oh Nuclear Fusion Event
PonyToast about 12 years ago
And then Tiffany sues Luann for assault. Yes, you can do that…
cdward about 12 years ago
Quill WANTS to do Luann – but not with suntan lotion.
TELawrence about 12 years ago
Tiffany is such a bimbo. She’ll probably end up becoming a motorcycle mama. Or get pregnant by by Dirk! That would work!
melmarsh9v about 12 years ago
Both Luann and Tiffany pregnant by Quill? Eek!
boldyuma about 12 years ago
Do…“Me”
paultunes about 12 years ago
Foxy boxing? Tiff and Luann have had at least 4 fights over the years. Luann has a win. Tiff has a win. two fights were draws. this would be the rubber match.
Spode about 12 years ago
I know I’m totally being an armchair quarterback, but Evans could have avoided the inevitable negative reactions to this arc by the simple expedient of it being Gunther come on the scene and being enlisted to do the lotion-rubbing.
Spode about 12 years ago
Gunther wearing swim goggles and, of course, plaid swim trunks.
Spode about 12 years ago
Well, yeah, but wouldn’t it be better than this – which is offensive in a particularly offensive way. The humor is fundamentally homophobic.
Chocoloop about 12 years ago
Will it be TIff vs. Luann Round 2, on the beach???Nahhhh. But it’s been great having Luann featured again. See the best storylines always involve her
cdemattos about 12 years ago
Beavis and Butthead: Heh heh. She said “Do me, Quill.”
Swallies about 12 years ago
Luann has the confidence to test her relationship with Quill.
K M about 12 years ago
Except they’re miking the Price Is Right models these days; so we’d have to listen to her from time to time. I just wish they’d dump Gwendolyn and make up with Brandi; but that’s a serious digression from this thread.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 12 years ago
“Namrepus,- – - are you and Clark Kent who posts here from time to time working together?”.One would think it would be Tnek Kralc