Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 13, 2014

Leave it to Tiff to grab all of the attention! ;)

Well, I guess it’s a good thing the dormitory personnel didn’t come. As for Dez, she still hasn’t shown up.

“Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow”“They Split When It Ends "“Lather, Rinse, Retreat”“Folicle Frolic”“Folicle Follies”“Are You A Man Or A Mousse?”“You’ll Miss Your Water When The Gel Runs Dry”“Dept. Of Vitalis Statistics”or…“…Go On, Take The Party And Run…” (♫)

ORM’s Pick of the Day: “‘They Split When It Ends .’” (I also got a giggle about “‘Are You A Man Or A Mousse?’” ;)

Yeah, Yeah and His LAST Name Is “Ball.”

Got It.

NOW, WHO is Gonna CLEAN Up THIS Mess???

You know what would be funny? The R.A. showing up just as Tiff is claiming the party guests as her own.

" Take The Party And Run" (♫), Willie Weiser (AKA ‘Steamed Miller’)

This is a story about kids with nothin’ much better to doFound a new girl, turned her room into a zooNow she is reaping the rewards of the fameBut they don’t know her, and she wasn’t takin’ names

Now, ol’ Bern, didn’t think it’d be a great big hasslewhen they came in, took over her castleNow, everything’s fine, it was a great big “Swing Town” (♫)But when the music stopped, there was only a tumblweed floatin’ around

Cos they all will take the party, and runYeah… go on, take the party and run

Now, ol’ Tiffy-Tiff came in when the gettin(g) was goodJust in time to schmooze while she couldBut when you’re out of snacks, you’re a little out of timeNo one wants to make a run, cos no one wants to lose a dime

And truth be told, someone else had a bigger spaceSo they made a bee line for the very next placeBut it’s alright, Bern don’t really mind Cos now he needs to air it out for a long, long time

And she said: “Go on, take the party and run”Go on, take the party and run(Sniff…Whoo, boy!) Go on, take the party and run…..(♫)"

“Most everybody has hair. ..”

It’s sort of the same with Tiny…. and Red… and some guys named Jacobo-Lawrenceita Aleph Gruckendeschankheimmer….

Hair de hair hair, Alice!

Bernice has a dorky friend, now……just like Crystal has Knute.

K, I’ll go check it out!!

That’s a great thing to hear, since it shows the character of the teams playing…. – And though it means fewer points per record, at least it has the “trade off” of being “one less loss” in the standings, as well! -

Lest I forget, Happy Thanksgiving to our Canadian friends! ;)

And a final, wow!!!! and three shut outs? Cool beans! – Even though it wasn’t the win, it’s still a great season…

Tiffany is having a real pathetic moment right now.

“Hair” sort of seems like a cross between Dick Sargent and a blond Neil Young….

Well, I’ve been playing out in the front yard this afternoon…pulling grass around my roses and planting Spring bulbs (Hyacinths, Daffodils, Tulips). This took up much of my afternoon. I am trying a new natural squirrel repellant this year. Last year the neighborhood resident squirrel ate some of my Tulip bulbs!!! Anyway, it is time to re-tire…IS Katie just bounded up the stairs, so she is “saying” that it is time for her to go to bed! ’Nite all! ;)-—————————————————————-“Laws are generally found to be nets of such a texture, as the little creep through, the great break through, and the middle-sized are alone entangled in.”(William Shenstone, 1714-1763)

And Tiffany underestimates Bernice, again.

So, how did Tiffany “stand up to the users”? By asking them to “friend” her? Real tough stance she has going on there! Scares me. lol

Why assume Dez is a female?

Do Dez’s friends realize that Tiff is only a freshman?

Ha! A little fun at Tiff’s expense:) But Bernice should lighten up too, what does it matter who gets ‘the credit’ if her guests have fun? Still, it was nice seeing Bernice cut loose and get dancing!

The Tiffster is just doing her job, Bernice. If it’s your claim that it’s your job, why weren’t you doing it?! —Of course, the Hair-line was good retaliation (meow!). Hair today, gone tomorrow? Or a recurring character?

Looks like Tiff is saving Bern’s butt.

I’ll say one thing for TIff… She didn’t waste any time going for new hookups. She does have a “work ethic” of sorts… And, perhaps, a need for companionship… on her terms, anyway. Maybe she thought that any guests of Bern’s were “safe enough…” Yeah… right! :-)

Well, at least they both seemed to have survived the evening. We’ll see what kinda damage has been done to the room…

Lucky guess, Bernice. I like how you confronted Tiffany. I wonder how this is all going to tie in with Luann.

Cowsills

Tiffany learned long ago that you can do whatever you can get away with.And you can get away with nearly anything you can do with confidence.

If this is even a little bit reality-based, in this country, only a few colleges have dorms with mixed-gender rooms. All of those are only by request, and not for freshies.

There is no DEZ, it is a college prank.

She probably just saved Bernice’s butt before the Resident Advisor came up to bust the party…

I don’t think that would work. Tiff’s head is hallow.

I think they are all Hair’s guests, actually. He’s the one who invited them.

Thanks. I didn’t know The only instruments that I know how to play are the radio, the phonograph,, cassettes and cd’s.

Hello. We must be going. We cannot stay. We came to say, we must going. We hear the patter of the RA’s feet. So, we have to say we must be going. (Parody of the song, Hello, I must be going) sung by Groucho Marx in the movie, “Animal Crackers”. I don’t want to get into trouble with the Supremes about not declaring that this is a parody.

I’m sure someone’s pointed it out by now but Hair looks like the drummer for a 1980’s heavy metal band. Will he be the new Knute?

Waitaminnit! Tiff is in college??? How could she qualify?

“Hair” reminds me: driving to work in 1971 I’d stop for gas and see this tall dude with long thick blond hair filling cars. I never saw his face till one day and discovered ‘he’ was actually a ‘she’. And she was hot, too. 35 years later we reconnected and became friends.

Viper looks like she’s heading off to her room………..a vault in the basement. This waiting for Dez is getting a little old, I’m not so sure that I even care anymore.

Anyone notice that these new characters are looking like the college versions of the Scooby Gang?

That’s because I don’t have a pornograph player.

How did Tiff get into this school? How big was the check her parent’s wrote?

IJB! I just realized you have a new avatar! It looks like a celebration of some sort? Happy, happy! ;)

It think the number of posts today is the least we’ve had in weeks! I guess the interest wasn’t out there for whatever reason! ;)