Matt Bors for March 31, 2008

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SOCIALISM promises to meet the needs of everyone on the backs of filthy rich swine. Man: Here, friend. Have some penicillin and White Castle burgers! YEAH! CAPITALISM promises to enrich the cunning on the backs of the dumb and the poor. Business Man: I EARNED my penicillin and White Castle burgers! And my yachts. But in America, we use a mutant economic system: CORPORATE SOCIALISM. Man: I ran my bank into the ground... Taxpayers saved it and gave me a bonus! CEC: Chief Executive Comrade. It makes for interesting class warfare. Man: HEY! GET A JOB YOU BUM! I need bailout money! ? NEXT: CORPORATE COMMUNISM...kill the poor, split their money!