Matt Bors for May 19, 2008

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"Blacks," "Whites," "Women." Perhaps you've heard of these all-important demographic groups. But Barack Obama can't get to the White House with them alone. He needs to build a winning coalition by reaching out to... LESSER KNOWN VOTING BLOGS! HARD WORKING RACISTS WHO WANT HEALTH CARE Working Class: Racism is very near and dear to me! I'd like to see him shift to the white a bit. SKOAL I'm A Hillary Billy! BLACK, STAY-AT-HOME SOCCER DADS African-American Dad: We are LEGION. And our mini-vans need cheap gas. NOW. BOOP Stark County's #1 Dad SUSTAINABILITY MOMS Woman: Hemp! Hemp! Hemp! Hemp! Hemp! Hemp! WHY WON'T HE SIGN THE PLEDGE?!