Matt Bors for May 23, 2008
Transcript:
Attack Of The Hacks! Comedy: trite and true! From the geniuses who brought you "Bill Clinton Likes Women" jokes... Man: They legalized gay marriage in California... Now they can be miserable like the rest of us! HA! HA! HA! Who boomed this man and why are they still living? Timeless Laffs Passed Down Generations! CLAP NOW! Jay Leno: John McCain is so old that he's one of my jokes! And Coming Soon... Or, most likely, already here: Man: Barack Obama was raised by white people but can still dance good. WHAT GIVES?!