Matt Bors for July 11, 2008
Transcript:
Obama's faithful supporters, the Care Bears, spread hope and cheer all year. But now they're bummed by his move to the center. Pink Care Bear: I thought he transcended politics...race...gender... Orange Care Bear: CARBON-BASED LIFE FORMS! HOPE Barack Obama: I'm BLACK, you idiots! Forget CHANGE! I've got to appeal to rednecks if I want to win! And so the new street team is introduced to get out the vote. Barack Obama: FLAG BEAR! FAITH BEAR! And BEAR ARMS BEAR! But imitating the right wing never works on folks who want the real thing. Man: Honey, there's a GAY BEAR with a GUN at the door. Wife: SHOOT IT IN THE FACE!