Matt Bors for July 16, 2008
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John McCain's chief economic advisor says that money woes are all in your head - it's a "MENTAL RECESSION." Man: I need self help. 4.49 4.63 This sounds like a job for... DEEPAK CHOPRA Recession Buster! In his 121st bestseller, Chopra shows us the path to ECONOMIC ENLIGHTENMENT! Happy Thoughts The New Age Stock Exchange Deepak Chopra 30% off on Amazon! The housing market isn't collapsing due to market forces - it's the mind-body-quantum fluctuations of WORRYWARTS! Jobs Oil Balding Bad vibes! Deepak Chopra: Lenders need a HOLISTIC bailout. Send them some POSITIVE ENERGY with your next mortgage payment! Stay Calm, I'm Not A Muslim. Fortune favors the jolly! Man: So pull your mind - and our stock price - out of the gutter, Mr. Grumpy Pants! NEXT: Trickle down karmanomics!