Matt Bors for October 13, 2008
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The FEAR John McCain: Obama would telegraph his punches to our enemies! On day one, President Obama launches an attack... Barack Obama: I better notify Poky-ston. deet deet deet Deep in a terror cave. Tele-Ban Wire Service Dear Muslim Friends: Best skedaddle. The bombing begins in 5 minutes. Xoxo Barry Man: GRUNT! The next day. The Post Pakistan Bombed 0 Casualties Barack Obama: The test run was a success. Arrest Biden. Telegraph ALL black people - tell them to get to the safe zones. Barack Obama - Bring me the launch codes... The race war starts NOW. JAB! X