Matt Bors for November 03, 2008
Transcript:
A spectre is haunting America... The Spectre of Communism At a campaign stop in Canton, OH, Obama summons his top economic advisor by means of Kenyan sorcery. Barack Obama: ZALADU! ZALADIM! Suddenly - MARX! Karl Marx: You dare summon me again, Barack? I told you to order my manifesto from Amazon.com! Barack Obama: Master, it doesn't qualify for free super saver shipping. Karl Marx: Have you read "The Road" yet? Add it to your order - it's heartwarming. But one example of the invaluable wisdom Obama has gathered from Karl Marx!