Matt Bors for January 21, 2009
January 19, 2009
January 23, 2009
Transcript:
If you are reading this, you have survived the Bush administration. Congratulations! Time to honor this hero's legacy with... WORTHY BUSH MEMORIALS The International Airport Stewardess: All outbound flights take you to a country that will rip your toenails off with a spork. Pretzels? Fun Size The Observatory Man: EGADS! You can spy on people for MILES with this marvel! The Theme Park Prisoner: AAAGH! You must be this tall (or Muslim) to ride the waterboard. Mother: Maybe next year, dear.
