Matt Bors for March 23, 2009
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Japanese scientists have developed an Obama-bot that can simulate real human emotions. Scientist: You'll swear he is real! The original Obama-Bot smiled a lot, fooling the public into thinking it could express a broad range of emotions. Obama-Bot: I am furious at these banks. Oh boy. I am upset. Yes I am. This version can even speak passionately without the aid of a teleprompter. Scientist #2: He does populist rage real well! WATCH! BEEP! Obama-Bot: @#*?! IT'S PAYBACK TIME! Scientist #2: No, Obama-Bot! Scientist: We added bonus features.