Matt Bors for April 01, 2009
March 30, 2009
April 03, 2009
Transcript:
Michelle Obama started a vegetable garden at the White House with a bunch of fifth graders to promote something called "HEALTHY EATING." OMG, who designed this? It seems obvious this wholesome goodness will be torn down. Woman: Is she TOO GOOD for a supermarket?! Man: She's a back-to-the-land Marxist - LIKE POL POT! Jimmy Carter put solar panels on the White House roof. When Reagan came in, he gleefully ripped them off. Ronald Reagan: The sun is for homos. The next republican first lady is going to take a cement truck to Michelle's cabbage patch. Woman: IN HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP WE TRUST!
