Matt Bors for May 13, 2009
May 11, 2009
May 18, 2009
Transcript:
Afghanistan's legal justifications for marital rape make our torture memos look solid by comparison. IT'S ONLY FAIR! Man: Sexy time is a man's right! Frigid wives create angry terrorists! Rape is NEVER a funny topic to be cartooned about. I apologize. Here's some wacky and amusing graphic violence instead! HA HA BLAM! But back to rape: why is our benevolent military supporting such a barbaric regime? Female Soldier: A mutual dislike of reporting sexual assault? Shouldn't be long before the Afghan Lorena Bobbitt is hamming it up with Oprah. Lorena Bobbitt: I fed it to a goat. Oprah: HIGH FIVE, GIRL!
