Matt Bors for September 16, 2009
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Man: We at WINGNUTS UNITED FOR SHOUTING have demands that MUST be included in any health care bill we will still refuse to vote for. Man: FIRST: There will be ZERO funding for abortions. We like to pay for our mistresses' abortions out-of-pocket. Man #2: Keep it on the down low Man: SECOND: No illegals will be allowed to see a doctor - especially Ramona, my nanny who has been stealing change from the couch cushions. Man: AND FINALLY: In the spirit of compromise we will gladly pay for illegal immigrants who want abortions!