Matt Bors for November 16, 2009

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Ali wanted to kill Americans, but found terrorism WAY too tedious. Ali: YEARS of planning for one small bombing - IF you're lucky! He knew 45,000 Americans die every year due to lack of health insurance and wanted in on the action. Business Woman: You'll be in our claims department. New look! Ali: GOODBYE monkey bars! As the bodies piled up, so did his commission money. Ali: Sorry - "infidel" is a pre-existing condition! He even went with a Western style martyrdom. Businessman #1: He WORKED himself to death. Businessman #2: Employee of the month!