Matt Bors for February 10, 2010
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The Remaining Arguments Against Gays In The Military John McCain: Will gays distract straight soldiers by hitting on them in the midst of battle? We need a three-year study. McCain News Anchor: First women, now gays. Are we going to allow SQUIRRELS to serve openly next? That's my main concern. SQUIRREL AGENDA FOX Soldier: Knowing a gay dude could see my package when I shower hurts my UNIT MORALE. DON'T LOOK DON'T TELL!