Matt Bors for March 19, 2010
March 17, 2010
March 22, 2010
Transcript:
We've seen the new face of TERROR... It's a WHITE WOMAN from Philly! And she was plotting to kill a CARTOONIST for portraying the prophet in unpopular puppy form. ARF! ARF! Note to editors and Jihadi Janes... It's not Muhammad, but my friend Chris. Suddenly I'm in favor of profiling... Woman: Your comics are pretty funny. Matt Bors: A trap! Matt Bors: So you know, I waterboard on the first date.
