Matt Bors for June 21, 2010
June 18, 2010
June 23, 2010
Transcript:
Working in a Chinese iPhone factory is so MISERABLE you have to sign a pledge not to KILL yourself. Boss: Hey, Americans can't even FIND jobs. #1 DAD Workers who violate the agreement will be punished. Boss: Reanimated and forced to work overtime! Man: SLEEP.... ZZT * Sub Sec. 8-4, Romero Clause But even zombies get suicidally depressed making our crap. NO MOANING Zombie Man: Three brains an hour isn't worth it! Any undead who re-dead themselves will be reincarnated into hamsters and made to recharge phones all day. Hamster: GOD, I LOVE MY JOB!
